A 19 year old Norwegian (who looked like an incestuous love child of Bjork and an obese emperor pigeon) checked into our hostel and began SEVERELY FLIRTING WITH JOE. She praised his favorite books,laughed at all his jokes, accused us of having nothing in common, and continuously asked Joe to go "swimming". Upon checkout, she frantically knocked upon our door to say goodbye. Disturbed that her new "love" was in the toilet, she asked for his email. I said, "It is Iloveliz22@gmail.com" . I. Am. a. teenager.
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