Neighbor I love- the human who hypnotically plays what sounds like "Beethoven's 7th" upstairs at 1pm on their piano.
Neighbors I hate- The Turkish children (well I assume they are 6years old, but considering the maturity level of Turkish children, they could very well be 17)- who heard a "stray cat rape situation" downstairs today, and decided (at 6:39a.m) to go on the nearby balcony and loudly mimic the sounds of the poor creature. I have never "shushhhhhhhhed" or given the "Thai cluck of my tongue" so loudly in my entire life!!! The children stopped . (NEWSFLaSH: I wish that in Turkish I knew how to say ,"sweet children, please quit imitating animal gang bangs. Developmentally, this is really doing NOTHING for you!"
Neighbors I hate- The Turkish children (well I assume they are 6years old, but considering the maturity level of Turkish children, they could very well be 17)- who heard a "stray cat rape situation" downstairs today, and decided (at 6:39a.m) to go on the nearby balcony and loudly mimic the sounds of the poor creature. I have never "shushhhhhhhhed" or given the "Thai cluck of my tongue" so loudly in my entire life!!! The children stopped . (NEWSFLaSH: I wish that in Turkish I knew how to say ,"sweet children, please quit imitating animal gang bangs. Developmentally, this is really doing NOTHING for you!"
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