My pof embarrassment (and this will take a min, so pay attention).. I went to this quiet Thai place with a teacher, who I assumed was enriched with morals and personality 2 boot. Once we sat down, he legit ORDERS 3 SHOTS OF VODCA TO HAVE IN A ROW.. I said I wasn’t really in the mood for Russian bred booze, AND ASKED WHY HE NEEDED 3 shots immediately, and not throughout the course of the meal. He said, "I am just so nervous".. So I watched him be both uncomfortable and wasted for about an hour. My favorite part was when I was in the middle of telling a story and he interrupts me with, "I JUST LOVE TO LAUGH..I DO, IT IS TRUE, I LOVE TO LAUGH" (insert awkward eye contact)
So the check comes, and he stands up, comes over to my side of the table and sits down. He then proceeds to cup my kneecap, and say in a very sexy voice, “I think we have a reeeeeal chemistry, and if I were you Elizabeth, I would come over to my apartment..We will watch Mulholland (spelling?) drive, drink some really great wine and I have goat cheese",,
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