new years resolutions.... 2013

I'm already in the works of completing my ny resolution of ," deleting unknown / unnecessary people from my facebook friend list..". If you are under the age of 52 , havnt overcome a life threatening disease or had a caesarian section willfully without the use of medication (it is after all imperative that a child be born sober), please stop beginning posts with ," so far, in 2012 I've accomplished ..........." That being said, in 2013, i plan on 

- moving south Korea in order to buy a dog which I will name " kimchi".....(are you envisioning how perpetually scared, confused and alarmed The beast's life will be?? 

-pepper the term," pelvic mound" more frequently into my day to day conversations with strangers.