jan 3rd-
Mui ne , Vietnam is A beach town that should be named "Russia"..... Tackiness in abundance (gold chains and chest hair pot bellied men at public restaurants proudly wearing speedos, high heels on the beach and chicks in bandanas which match their neon thong bikinis ), all the vietnamese people/ taxi drivers speak only russian and I swear these cutthroat bitches are practically undressing and showing the shades of their aureola's to my beau on the main roads. ( I can't compete/ have had mustard stains on my Metallica shirt for 18 weeks). F- the USSR!!!!
jan 4th
All the food in mui ne, Vietnam is ghastly!!! ( I blame this on Russia's main food group being the "potato". They have all migrated to mui ne and now have low expectations of all cuisine. Guarantee you, If this town had an influx of Italians instead, this shit wouldn't fly. Last night I ordered "grilled chicken". And got a lonely piece of pork drowning in mayonnaise that sat next to one boiled potato. Hungry.
jan 6th
I am officially over vietnam- people are becoming more and more primitive the further south I go.... Seriously just got caught by my boyfriend muttering w/ my eyes closed at the bus driver ," swerve and drive as fast as you want idiot, it will not make your tiny little vietnamese member grow any faster". FYI: at the rest stop, an obese vietnamese women seated inside the bus (gargantuan camel toe in tow) sat shrieking and pounding the glass window at her husband ( who was outside of the bus & seated at a far away table)... This is turning into a nightmare . No more nam , NO MORE !
Mui ne , Vietnam is A beach town that should be named "Russia"..... Tackiness in abundance (gold chains and chest hair pot bellied men at public restaurants proudly wearing speedos, high heels on the beach and chicks in bandanas which match their neon thong bikinis ), all the vietnamese people/ taxi drivers speak only russian and I swear these cutthroat bitches are practically undressing and showing the shades of their aureola's to my beau on the main roads. ( I can't compete/ have had mustard stains on my Metallica shirt for 18 weeks). F- the USSR!!!!
jan 4th
All the food in mui ne, Vietnam is ghastly!!! ( I blame this on Russia's main food group being the "potato". They have all migrated to mui ne and now have low expectations of all cuisine. Guarantee you, If this town had an influx of Italians instead, this shit wouldn't fly. Last night I ordered "grilled chicken". And got a lonely piece of pork drowning in mayonnaise that sat next to one boiled potato. Hungry.
jan 6th
I am officially over vietnam- people are becoming more and more primitive the further south I go.... Seriously just got caught by my boyfriend muttering w/ my eyes closed at the bus driver ," swerve and drive as fast as you want idiot, it will not make your tiny little vietnamese member grow any faster". FYI: at the rest stop, an obese vietnamese women seated inside the bus (gargantuan camel toe in tow) sat shrieking and pounding the glass window at her husband ( who was outside of the bus & seated at a far away table)... This is turning into a nightmare . No more nam , NO MORE !
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