Do you ever feel like there is a massive culture shock when traveling back to the united states, and that you are just not meant for "small talk" anymore with first world citizens?!?!
For Example- While receiving my annual pap smear (smear- vomit) this year, my male Gyno (who adores my labia) asked "why I decided to move away from sunny southern Thailand". In stirrups, while his fingers deeply searched for cysts, i casually replied, "umm, Meth started spreading around the south, my friend had her thumb cut off, a headless body washed up upon the shore near my house, I got rabies, dengue, and my apartment was broken into multiple times.....wait, i'm being way too dark and gloomy for this PAP, sorry! Awkward! I live in Istanbul now.. It is absolutely lovely there, so safe! Many cruises leave from there. Have you been? Ephesus is divine!".
For Example- While receiving my annual pap smear (smear- vomit) this year, my male Gyno (who adores my labia) asked "why I decided to move away from sunny southern Thailand". In stirrups, while his fingers deeply searched for cysts, i casually replied, "umm, Meth started spreading around the south, my friend had her thumb cut off, a headless body washed up upon the shore near my house, I got rabies, dengue, and my apartment was broken into multiple times.....wait, i'm being way too dark and gloomy for this PAP, sorry! Awkward! I live in Istanbul now.. It is absolutely lovely there, so safe! Many cruises leave from there. Have you been? Ephesus is divine!".
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