Sunday, January 4, 2015

thoughts on humans



Mothers who post about "not allowing their children to have Easter baskets" because "chocolate isn't what JESUS is about" need to relax, and realize they sound like character developments for a HORROR story (ones wherein you preach in your basement and scream about "dirty pillows") ...... It's just candy. Take a Valium.

Girls who partake in any online quiz that "uncovers" which Disney princess is most similar to themselves, absolutely TERRIFY me!!!! .......

YOU know your. flying to OKLAHOMA WHEN- you are On a plane next to a lady who is devouring 2 delicious Quiznos sandwiches simultaneously, while talking to her husband about Rihanna ... She alternates her sandwich bites from tuna to roast beef at a rapid clip, and has yet to offer a bite to her hubby 

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