In my 37th.
My eyes were shut in "total Zen" trying out a demo massage chair at "Bed Bath and Beyond", when I heard, "MAMITA, YOU LIKE IT HARD EH"? Two Hispanic guys (with "My Crazy Life" safety pinned hand tattoos, and EXTREME KNEE SOCKS) began harassing me with, "Oh, you rich eh?,.....with RINGS ON YOUR TOES, AND YOUR LOUIS VUITTON".... (Blah, blah ,blah, the rest of the event was pretty boring).... But, the absolute funniest bit of this story: PLEASE ENVISION the "stereotypical pregnancy struggle" of me trying to quickly get out of my reclined massage chair (made two attempts, after one of them held my shoulders back) in order to call the police/ appear confidently "in charge of the situation".
NEWSFLASH: You know you are hard-up to re-live your "Glory days in Juvenile Hall" when you're "gang-banging" down the "Egyptian Cotton Aisle at B.B.B".
One for the books.
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