My craving for soup - nom- my (young bamboo salad), hit "THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT" tonight when I tyrannically announced to Joe that "leaving our house and feeding this baby" needed to happen ASAP!!!! I jingled car keys above Joe's non-responsive body, as he delicately skimmed through a friend's emailed photos of Belize. "Baby, just one second and we will go, let's not rush...look at THIS pic, the beach is so clear right?.... and oh... Ya....This one too"!
Crying like a starved refuge, I swept crocodile tears away and wailed,"I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED A BAMBOO SALAD!!!!! I can't always stall my hunger to see your friend's vacation pictures JOE!!! ...NOW, I NEED TO GO NOW!"
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