My girlfriend agreed to help me peel potatoes for a Colombian dish by saying , "I'm really into Narco right now!!!! I'll be all Pablo Escobar and throw flour around your kitchen". I (being unfamiliar with the Netflick series "Narco") mistook her explanation for boasting. I thought she had told me that ,"SHE WAS REALLY INTO NORCOs (the pain killer)", and I assumed her referencing Pablo, was to "add" the "pinch of flair" that all new drug addicts must possess.
By the time she arrived at my house, I had hid all my jewelry and warned my mother to, "BE WARY OF HER PUPIL SIZE"! After scrutinizing her every move, I "casually" questioned her "dating life" before segueing into hard hitting questions regarding her SERIOUS DRUG ADDICTION!!!!
......In other news, "NARCO" is a great show, and our Ahi Acco turned out taaaaaaaasty!
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