I would rather smell a doctor's finger than hear one more lecture from an "earth mother". I don't disagree with the "granola approach"/ I like reading new theories/ research, and articles are GREat!..... All I will say about severe "Earth mothers" is this: unless I ask you specifically about the "50 shades of your placenta", please refrain from insinuating that I'll have postpartum if I don't use a "placenta encapsulating service". This ACTUALLY HAPPENED LAST WEEK AT THE GROCERY STORE, and after our playful "placenta chat", the chick/ stranger lectured me on the benefits of natural delivery. I want to ask people like this for their addresses so I can send out Christmas Cards featuring my soon to be anesthesiologist (in my fantasy he is dressed as Santa) administering an epidural into my spine.
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