Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Cage your rage

Today I stood in a checkout line behind  this chick who had an intricately braided up-due. Her locks had obviously been professionally plaited (envision: prom-du), and It looked stunning. Since I like paying sincere compliments,  I said, "your hairstyle looks really pretty"! 

Without turning/ making any eye contact, she muttered an acknowledging ,"thanks".  Rapunzel then took countless selfies, and I've never in my life been so infuriated by the back of a human skull. 

"Turning the other cheek": 


....and yesterday, in bumper- traffic, I thought i'de "pay it forward" by letting a lady pull out of a driveway into my busy line. So, ..... I waited to let her pull out, threw her an encouraging wave, and a "quick & friendly honk". She rewarded my gesture with a glare, and threw her hands up in annoyance at my honk. UM, HOMIE DON'T PLAY THAT!!! I quickly pulled forward/ blocking her with my passive aggressiveness. She screamed out her window, and I hollered back , "LEARN SOME FREAKING MANNERS"!!!!

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