monday- I slept 21 hours of the 21 hour flight....( lay over location consisted of me passing out on the floor near the check in desk after explaining my state of " pill hammered" to the steward and begging her to wake me up upon leaving) I accidentally took three instead
of two sleeping pills..... Arrived in bkk last night at 10 pm, and passed out for another 10 hours....
4 hours later - nothing quite spells " homecoming", like the gift of your old flying squirrel's tail. My neighbors threw me a BBQ party and presented me with this festive new keychain, explaining that, " our cat loved eating Lucy but we found the tail for you to keep a nice memory"..
tuesday-.....came to the realization last night that bed frames are paramount to my safety and that the need to adopt a feline to patrol my house is crucial to my living situation. Woke up at 4 am scared to death that invaders had broke in, only to find a rat the size of a suitcase loudly rummaging through my pots and pans. The rest of my R.E.M cycle was disrupted by the thought of accidently spooning a rodent on my maitress which lays on the floor.....THIS HOWEVER IS NOT AS BAD as what happened to my friend Zowee, who awoke to a rat eating out her ear plugs last year, while she rested at her beach bungalow......no more floor sleeping......
of two sleeping pills..... Arrived in bkk last night at 10 pm, and passed out for another 10 hours....
4 hours later - nothing quite spells " homecoming", like the gift of your old flying squirrel's tail. My neighbors threw me a BBQ party and presented me with this festive new keychain, explaining that, " our cat loved eating Lucy but we found the tail for you to keep a nice memory"..
tuesday-.....came to the realization last night that bed frames are paramount to my safety and that the need to adopt a feline to patrol my house is crucial to my living situation. Woke up at 4 am scared to death that invaders had broke in, only to find a rat the size of a suitcase loudly rummaging through my pots and pans. The rest of my R.E.M cycle was disrupted by the thought of accidently spooning a rodent on my maitress which lays on the floor.....THIS HOWEVER IS NOT AS BAD as what happened to my friend Zowee, who awoke to a rat eating out her ear plugs last year, while she rested at her beach bungalow......no more floor sleeping......
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