In asia have you seen those (always smiling) christian missionaries who creep into hill tribes/ remote villages with bags of candy and toys which are distributed to children based on the child's clueless mimicry of the statement, " I LOVE JESUS AND I ACCEPT HIM AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!"??? Well, I was just asked by my new cheerful muslim boss (spur of the moment and without prior notification) to teach a thirty min lesson on the ENTIRE HISTORY of Jesus Christ.....To the best of my ability I said this in thai, "A woman named Mary was eating good food at her sister Elizabeth's house and was visited by a beautiful Angel who made Mary pregnant with God's child. She had a baby in a barn and had many people visited her and brought her special presents. Jesus was her son, and he did many special things for many people. Many people did not like Jesus, but he was a great man. Then he died on a cross for our sins after he had a big dinner with all his friends. After he died, he came back from his death and moved a heavy rock so he could talk with his girlfriend Mary.. The angles were happy and so were the people".....(note to self: look up translation for savior, resurrection, exodus, the flood, the second coming, crucifixion, stigmata and whichever religious lesson it was that involved the sky raining frogs), ...........STRESSSSSSSSSSSSS
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