Sunday - I woke up last night being aggressively snoodled by passengers. Naive to the "feng shui" of Nepal night riding, I assumed I lucked out with an aisle spot. Awaking drowsy from a nap, I found people w/ out seats squatting on the floor and using the aisle passengers as Teddy bears. I had a girl resting gently on my knee for 9 hours & slammed down my arm rest on a man who tried 2 take his "doozing on my shoulder" to the next level.
monday- I Just finished touring Veranasi and am obsessed with an impossible to find soft drink named " appy fizzy". Because I've gotten all" tambourine man" about hunting it down, I've resorted to new tactics. Each hour that me and My cousin are propositioned for "black heroin , cocaine, hashish or ( my personal fav) YOUNG BoY COMPANION", I say, " Young boy companions are sooo retro, get me some appy fiz my friend and you'll get your baksheesh.. you'll get it in droves!"
tuesday- I would like to note that the audio guides in Ragasthan are about the best thing I can think of to listen to while experimenting w hallucinogens ( not that we had any). Example : insert highly dramatic Indian speaking in a broken Spanglish voice," I am the river moat, cool and refreshing for my king"
Wednesday- I rode a camel yesterday. It was near a bus park, & the streets were packed with head bobbling Indian men. The ride was cool, except the trainer must have been collecting baksheesh from the local men because whenever we passed them he'd laugh riotously, clap & make the camel sprint. We had a trail of twenty guys following us w/ their camera phones as we bounced on the poor animal for about a mile ...bet i went viral.
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