my neighbors just legit ran into my shop with a Thai/english dictionary... They had worked themselves into a frenzy of rage over the fact that their sacred book lacked the translation of the word meaning " fart" from thai to english. , "TELL US THE WORD !!!!", they demanded in thai before my three irish customers. So I sat and said, " FART..PASS GAS...FART". After my customers looked at me as if I had just directed traffic in a chicken suit, my thai neighbors chanted their new vocabulary triumphantly as they walked back into their shop explaining that, " In thailand, everyone talks about their gas, There is no reason to be bashful liz"...(side note- read the child's book, " everybody poops" in order to be less self conscience)
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